I am addicted to cheese. That's all there is to it. It's like a drug for me. I come home from work, open the fridge, and decide I can eat a small slice of cheese to tide me over until dinner. I eat my slice, instantly craving another as I finish it. So I slice another and another and another (you get the picture) until I have no more cheese to eat. I then go into hungry withdrawal periods until I am able to eat dinner. This is me:
In order to save others from this harmful, addicting drug, I'm launching a campaign, which begins right here on this blog. You know those meth ads you see every where? Yes, the scary ones that make you not want to go to sleep at night. Well, meth is nothing compared to cheese. This is the official start of the Cheese Project.
